BISHAL THAPA
I sat down to dinner with a friend a few months after I had returned
home to Nepal for good. It was the 1st of April—April Fools’ Day. Midway
through the evening, my friend suddenly turned solemn.
“Given all your experience of living, working and studying abroad, what
do you think is the best way to develop Nepal?” he asked.
“Simple,” I said without a moment’s hesitation. “The best and quickest
way to develop Nepal is to give every Nepali a swanky new iPod.”
My friend remained solemn, displaying none of the mirth you would expect
on an April Fools’ Day. If there was a club nearby, I think he would
have picked it up and whacked me over the head with it. Instead he
reached for his near full glass of whisky and drank it down in one large
gulp. That was the last time he asked me what I thought would be the
best way to develop Nepal.
Whisky, especially when consumed in large gulps, blurs a man’s
understanding. So, I return a year later, exactly on April Fools’ Day to
offer a better exposition of why gifting every Nepali a swanky new iPod
would transform this country.
The iPod transformed my life. Not just figuratively but literally from a fat person to a much leaner one.
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After realizing that I was perhaps 20kg too heavy, I decided I had to
run it off. Every determination to improve must first begin with the
purchase of the best, swankiest instrument around. Naturally, I
purchased an iPod.
Every morning before I began my run, the iPod would automatically turn
on, connect to the wireless and download the latest podcast of the BBC
Nepali news service, the hottest Bollywood item number, the most popular
story on The Economist and an audio-book. Running would never be the
same again. Armed with an iPod, I’ve been running ever since. Along the
way I’ve listened to Moby Dick, BP Koirala’s auto-biography and Seto
Bagh, all while keeping a steady pace.
If the iPod could do all of this for me, imagine what it could for
Nepal. Sometimes all that you need for development is the courage to
simply imagine.
In just over a decade since its launch the iPod has unleashed an
unprecedented multi-media revolution transforming the way people around
the world store information, listen to music and look at photos. Within a
decade of its launch, Apple, the makers of iPod, sit comfortably with
close to US $50 billion in cash reserves as one of the most valuable
companies in the world.
On the other hand, why is that after two decades of revolutions and
uprisings Nepal remains one of the poorest countries in the world? Why
is that even after the end of monarchy, removing Hinduism as state
religion and turning the country into a federal republic, the people of
Nepal remain trapped in the same tired old ways of thinking?
Simple, our revolutions did not utilize the iPod. We fought with guns to
bring down institutions, not with imagination to bring ideas.
Take the Maoist uprising as an example.
The iPod is a modern digital marvel that can fit nicely in the palm of
your hand. No Maoist was ever likely to fit nicely into anyone’s palm.
You can stick photos, music, books, audio and data into an iPod, carry
it in your back pocket and switch it on and off at will. No Maoist was
ever willing to be carried in anyone’s back pocket, let alone be
switched on and off at will.
Instead of arming themselves with guns, the Maoists should have armed
themselves with iPods. The parallel between the Maoist and the iPod
revolutions, therefore, makes it clear that the best way of developing
Nepal is to give every Nepali a swanky new iPod.
Despite being a compelling idea for development, the decision makers of
Nepal will immediately object to the idea of giving an iPod to every
Nepali.
Politicians will be the first to bicker. Their criticism will be varied.
Some will say that the shape or color of the iPod disadvantages this
group over that. Another will argue that the iPod violates this or that
point-agreement. Yet another group will conclude that the iPod led to
widespread election fraud.
The donor community is also not going to be happy with the idea of the
giving away iPod as a method for development. White papers will churn,
experts will jet in, and in a star-studded development forum an expert
will summarize it succinctly:
“The proposed Personal iPod Distribution Program (PIDP) will distort the
priorities established in the Poverty Reduction Strategy Paper (PRSP)
and undermine the Medium Term Expenditure Framework (MTEF). In the last
Nepal Development Forum (NDF), the Donor Community and International
Well-wishers (DCIW) committed to supporting the Sectoral Programmatic
Approach (SPA)…” and so on and so forth, listing a dizzying array of
impressive abbreviations, which most Nepalis will never have heard
before; nor do they understand why such impressive abbreviations are
relevant to their existence in the first place.
I can’t see Nepali bureaucrats and policymakers endorsing the plan
either. They will cast it aside saying that iPod is way ahead of its
times for Nepal—a convenient justification for opposing every meaningful
idea without considering the fact that the iPod was way ahead of its
times for the whole world when it was first launched.
In an environment where politicians have opted to polarize communities
and people against each other; where the international community has
decided to label us as a failed state; where development partners
relentlessly continue to assess our broken institutions, broken polity,
broken banks, broken social structures, broken lamp posts and broken
everything else (just like a broken record); where the accumulated
negativity has defeated every Nepali into believing that nothing is
possible… in such an environment, the iPod is our one and only, and the
last hope for a better future.
The iPod can’t fix all our wrongs. It can’t make us better people. It
can’t correct our failures with marginalized communities, inequality and
social exclusion, or overlook our willingness to allow large segments
of Nepal to be deprived of economic opportunities. Nope, the iPod cannot
fix all that.
But it can do more.
It can inspire us to imagine. Giving every Nepali a swanky new iPod is
like gifting every Nepali the self-belief that no matter what everybody
says, we can build a modern Nepal.
Clearly it is time for Nepal’s iPod revolution.
And, if the iPod can’t do all of that for us, well, there’s always the
last option of using it for what it was originally designed for anyway.
Put on your headset, lose yourself in the rhythm of your beat and shut
out the buffoonery emanating from the constitution hall.
bishal_thapa@hotmail.com
Source: Republica
